pmsumner

What an utterly unspiffingly funt-weaslingly poor day today has been. I woke up late, nearly missing my signing time at the job centre, turned out to be only 5 mins late and to have no queue - wow! After that it all went rapidly downhill.

I mowed the lawn, and got the pressure washer out to try and clear the nasty stain on the wall outside, but failed miserably. Watched TV, got bored, spodded, uhhhm.... and that's it. I've been sitting on the support boards all day and got a little irritable *coughs* Yeas... well if you're going to be out and out rude you should expect nothing but rudeness back - though this isn't a good attitude to take when trying to do good support *G* So in essence my day has been dull dull dull. Dull.

This new Orb remixes CD is making my night, though. "Lisa Stansfield - Time to Make you Mine" remixed into a superb chilled/trance track. "Robbie Williams vs. The Orb - I Started a Joke", fabulous. "Mindless Drug Hoover - The Reefer Song", *roflmao* What is there to say about this but - "WHAT???"

One sunny day I was riding my bike
And smoking a joint cos that's what I like
A policeman stopped me and began to stare
And he said "Hey Sonny what you smoking there?"

I said
"It's a reefer do you want some policeman?
It's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some policeman?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your arse?"

Well he took me in his car and he left my bike
And he took my reefer which he quite liked
We got to the station and his eyes were all red
And the Sargeant said "Constable! You're out of your head!"

He said
"Yeah! It's a reefer do you want some Sargeant?
It's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some Sargeant?
Or would you prefer me to shove it up your arse?"

Well he suspended the Constable for his little joke
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke
When he got back and rolled another eighth
Then they were being passed round every copper in the place

Well I sold them two ounces and one sixteenth
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seen
And they all sung together

"It's a reefer do you want some Matthew?
It's a reefer do you want a blast?
It's a reefer do you want some Matthew?
Thanks for the company and thanks for the grass!"

Your awareness of time and space also becomes confused,
Things seem to take an unearthly....... whoooooooaaaaaa
Time? Although... much less often.....things... which shouldHaveTakenALongTimeSeemToZipByInAnInstant...........