Apr. 21st, 2001 [pmsumner]

1742	No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty wearing a ginger tupee.
74690	Women not wearing a supportive bra should not lean over in zero gravity.
529	In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to the officer who can program a VCR.
5796	No officer above the rank of Mess Sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
723	Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon.
7214	To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of 1st Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.
997	Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe can NOT be claimed as overtime.

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