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pmsumner at 04:20pm on 21/04/2001
pmsumner at 04:20pm on 21/04/2001| 1742 | No member of the Corps should ever report for active duty wearing a ginger tupee. |
| 74690 | Women not wearing a supportive bra should not lean over in zero gravity. |
| 529 | In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to the officer who can program a VCR. |
| 5796 | No officer above the rank of Mess Sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples. |
| 723 | Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon. |
| 7214 | To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of 1st Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts. |
| 997 | Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe can NOT be claimed as overtime. |
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