*knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com at 06:14pm on 21/10/2002
*there is a knocking on your door, and barely concealed tittering*

"Ummm...Pizza!"
*giggle*
*wooly sock noises*
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com at 03:06pm on 22/10/2002
*buzzes the pizza delivery boy in, rooting in his pocket for change, not in the slightest surprised by the fact that well - he never actually ordered pizza*

*assuming that his mother had taken pity on a poor starving layabout type like himself, he opens the door wide, awaiting the piping hot pizza the wooly sounding (he musta had a helmet on) pizza boy brings*
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com at 06:03pm on 22/10/2002
*You turn around and are immediately swathed in a large ungainly net as The Flying Monkeys grab your amrs and legs and make a speedy exit with you...

they jump as a group and...

FLY!

Over the ocean as fast as little glittery wings can carry them....*
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com at 03:40pm on 24/10/2002
*struggles in the monkeys' grip, hoping to escape a grizzly death by Monkey*

Though, if I stop struggling, that means I might be able to get tied up...... :)
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com at 05:54am on 25/10/2002
"Hey, quit struggling, guy!!! You think it's easy, this kidnapping stuff?"

*the monkeys quickly wrap your arms and legs in wide rubber bands to get you to stop wiggling*
"More wiggling, and we get out the duct tape!"
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com at 04:44pm on 28/10/2002
You think it's easy, this kidnapping stuff

It's gotta be better than the work the rest of us get paid for!
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Re: *knock knock*

posted by [identity profile] msfledermaus.livejournal.com at 05:13pm on 28/10/2002
Off topic--someone in MY gets *paid* to kidnap specific people...and gets paid for letting various people kidnap people...lots of waivers get signed, and it's all consensual, but still...what a cooool job!!!

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