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Aries
Just one. You want to make something of it?

Taurus
One, but just "try" to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away

Gemini
Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Cancer
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Leo
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo to do the job for them while they're out.

Virgo
Approximately 1.0000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth

Libra
Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Scorpio
That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Sagittarius
The sun is shining, the day is young and we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Capricorn
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Aquarius
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so...

Pisces
Lightbulb? What lightbulb?