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I want a gnu

posted by [personal profile] pmsumner at 12:04am on 05/07/2003
There is a seagull, incessantly squawking, outside my window. Too far away to hit, too far away and too difficult to reach by throwing something.

Anyone got a small pellet gun I can borrow? A shotgun will do, if it's all you can find.

*closes windows*
Nope, doesn't help...
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posted by [identity profile] nakedsockpuppet.livejournal.com at 06:23pm on 04/07/2003
I feel for ya. That damned birds nest just above my bedroom window has cause me great grief lately.

Lure it in with some bread crumbs ...then club the poor beast with your keyboard. *evil grin*

no, I do not condone animal abuse ..hehehe
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posted by [identity profile] phil99.livejournal.com at 11:50pm on 04/07/2003
I gave up in the end, and went to bed (on the other side of the house). Defeated by a bird? Pah.

The downshot of this is that going to bed at midnight means I was awake at bloody 6 o'clock this morning, argle. I've gotta make it through till 10 tonight at work!
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